Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Making Soap on a Budget



My 2013 New Years resolution was simply...... "Less is More"

It sounds simple enough, but it covers a lot of territory!

Buy less...
Eat less...
Waste less...

Make more items that we usually buy..ie: Bread, Bar soap, Laundry soap, Condiments, Vegetables, etc etc!

You would be surprised at how much money you can save your self, while reducing the gross chemical load you are exposed to in regular store bought foods and products.

You don't NEED preservatives. They are put there to keep the food stable for the masses... to maximize profit and reduce loss. I won't get all preachy here.... Its okay if you don't know about preservatives, but you should know.. you really shouldn't be eating them, or rubbing them on your skin. The information is out there, go to your search engine and ask it!!

Soap!!

Out of all the things you can do to save money, Soaps are one of the biggest savings you CAN do. 
It seems really intimidating, but if you can read a cook book and follow directions at school or work.. you can absolutely make soap yourself. 
 
You will need:
  • Time
  • Lye (sodium hydroxide) 
  • Fat source (veggi, tallow, or lard)
  • a BIG pot (non aluminum)
  • non aluminum stirring things    

You can find Lye in the hardware store, it will be in the plumbing section. (it is super caustic and is used to open clogged drains) 

*ALL soap has LYE. Once the chemical reaction occurs the the lye is neutralized.

The purpose of this blog post is to motivate you to make your own soap, to show you its not that far out of reach. I will not share my exact recipe, because I didnt even write it down, and used what ever I had laying around for oils!   There are MANY great websites that have all the steps and info you need to get started. Click here for great beginner website. 
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 * If you are vegan or vegetarian or ethically opposed to animal products in your soap, you can still make soap out of pure vegetable oils. but unfortunately .. there will be no significant cost savings for you...
  **ALL commercial soap at the grocery store, unless it says clearly on the package "does not contain animal byproducts"  contains some portion of animal fats, such as beef tallow or pig lard.
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So!

Beef Suet Chopped, ready to be rendered!
  1. The first step is to get some beef suet from a local butcher or the grocery store. Sometimes you have to actually go to the meat section at the store and specifically request it. Most stores have it frozen in the back. I was able to find it for 1.39lb, which wasnt too bad. I purchased over 6lbs of it. 
    Just starting to melt down
 
2. The suet will look unappealing, and first must be rendered into tallow.  This process takes a couple hours of boiling the fat and separating the solids











3. Once the fat has melted completely and all that remains is solid pieces or connective tissues, its time to strain it.
straining














4. Once you have strained ALL of the solids out of it, pour it back into the pot and then add several inches of water. You then boil it on low for another hour, or two.
Adding water to clean fat









5. Strain it one last time if needed.









6. Leave it in the pot, and put it in the fridge, or outside to cool. Once cooled, the tallow will solidify on the surface of the water and can be easily removed by dumping into a sink.
cooled, solidified tallow
Clean pure tallow ready for soap making!

















7. Add, measure, and weigh all fats in the big pot and low boil.
I added Olive oil, raw cocoa butter, Coconut oil, canola oil in with the tallow.

8. Mix your lye crystals with water in a seperate plastic container, and do it in a well ventilated area. Lye mixture will have a chemical reaction with the H20, and will get burning hot.

9. once lye has cooled to correct temperature, and once the fat mixture has cooled to the same temperature (usually 110 degrees) you add them together in a NON aluminum pot.

10. You now must mix it until it begins to "trace".. which means thicken. I used quite a bit of olive oil, and did NOT have a hand stick blender... so it took me over an hour (almost 2 hours) of hand stirring to get the chemical reaction (trace) to occur.....better invest in a stick blender :)

11. once trace occurs, you can add your scents or additives. ie: oatmeal, herbs, spices, essential oils. I added peppermint leavesto mine.

box and trash bag molds



12. pour into molds of some kind. A lot of people use (new) plastic kitty litter boxes. I had some cardboard boxes laying around and used garbage bags to line them.
You add swirls at this time if desired. I added raw cocoa powder to mine.


                                                                                                   
                                             13. Let harden overnight, and remove from mold and cut!
ready to be cut!
14. After cutting set them in a room temperature area, with space in between soap bars for even drying. Soap will be "cured" in 4- 6 weeks!!  ps. You can use soap earlier than that, it wont kill you, or burn you. but it WILL be harsh, and make you squeaky clean and dry! (I know this because we ran out of soap and wanted to try mine after curing just one week)
 
ready to sit and dry for 6 weeks!
About 54 bars or 7lbs of soap. under $10
                     

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Grocery Houseplants!

 I am a pretty big fan of houseplants. I have probably killed more than many of you have even owned. -However. I still love them dearly, and I try to keep them alive as long as possible!
I am also extremely frugal when it comes to purchases... so.. unless it is like $5 or less.. it probably wont find its way into my cart. Have you ever seen the prices on houseplants?  Okay, I will give you this: They are probably VERY exotic, come from far away.. and could be amazingly stunning (like my favorite "window .shopping..never. will. purchase. but. i .really. realllly want you"..ORCHIDS
So, when I find myself wanting real living leafy things.. that don't ROT.. like the lettuce in my fridge... 
 I started planting my left over food!


On April 5th, my daughter will be 5 years old. The day before I gave birth to her I ate this entire pineapple in hopes that its mystical labor-inducing qualities would take effect.
No baby resulted, but! I did get a fancy new pineapple plant! 

Also in pic: Begonias and Blue Salvia I brought for the winter



Over an entire year ago, Whilst heavily pregnant I had a craving for guacamole..
Hence the nifty Avocado tree in picture!

(sorry for that rouge "a" in the picture.
 I'm a phonetic speller!)




My delicious breakfast tree!

And now with the sping bug serious biting me.. I have the total need to plant things yet again.
Where to start? Simple

Just Plant what you eat!!

Split the shell and plant the lima bean shaped seed!

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I just so happen to be craving my favorite
 indian Drink  called "Mango Lassi"
FYI: Just mix

  • About 1/2 - 1 whole Chopped Mango
  • A few big scoops of Plain Yogurt
  • A cup or so of milk (or milk replacer for you anti lactards) hehe
  • And sweeten to taste! (im not your naggin' mama, but you should really use something other than white bleached sugar... try honey, or maple syrup.. agave syrup, dates or somethin' better!)
  • Then BLEND until smooth (throw in some ice if you like it icy!) 
  • Enjoy!!

Next up. I found myself eating my favorite "healthy junk food"

Dates!! 

(Dates are the next best thing to a hunk of chocolate.. or some other thing that is deliciously evil. They are low on the glycemic index so you wont get a sugar/insulin spike, they are great for digestion, and they just *MIGHT fend off your late night chocolate binge session.)



Soak 24 hours before planting


Happy eating, and happy planting!




Monday, March 5, 2012

Coming in like a lion, coming out like a goat kid


I have always loved working with animals. At a young age, it inspired me to go into the animal field as a career. I made it as far as taking a veterinary assistance course, and eventually being hired on as veterinary technician before they "laid" me off for being pregnant... 

And that was the last time I had my foot in the door.. over 5 years ago..
And now? 

I'm somehow working on airplanes and making eccentric and quirky squirrel jewelry.
Just typing that.. made me think of a quote from the from the boot camp scene in the movie "Jar Head"

Drill Instructor:  "And what the f__ are you even doing here!?"

Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: "
Sir, I got lost on the way to college,SIR!"

Soooo.....
I seem to be quite far off from my original destination!
Naturally, when I found out that my goat was indeed pregnant, I was pretty excited!
BABIES!! Is there any kind of an ugly baby-thing?  .. gee wiz. you know..  even baby bugs are pretty great.. being all tiny and miniature. Come on people! You knowww that miniature things are great... those tiny mini bananas!.. mini oranges.. dogs... people... cats?.. nope still no mini cats... but pigs! (cat-like right?)

wow. anyway.

My goat went into labor on the evening of  February 28th, finally after a long exhausting night gave birth at 230am on...leap year! (day) 
The birth didnt come as I had planned, and I ended up having to assist with the delivery in order to get the kid out. I have to say, it was quite an experience. I have had no training on large animal births, and have never even witnessed one in person... But you know what? at the end of the day.. its all a very instinctive reaction.. I have had children. I have shared that similar pain with my animal, (but thank goodness I never had a doctor stick his arm up me!) I am just thankful everyone is doing alright.

so uh... hopefully your not eating while reading today :) or..chewing bubblegum :/

ahh! the fruits of labor!!



 baby inside for the night

Thats a toasty baby (and oh-so fashionable)




Well thats all for now! 

Friday, February 24, 2012

Growing up.

Growing up. 

The cliche'  "its seems like just yesterday"  is strong on my mind these days. My birthday has faithfully made its round again, and soon I will be the ripe old age of 26.  Each year my friends and I admire our age and discuss how the years have slipped by...  I assume that this will be the tradition until our very last days are upon us.

There are a million books written about growing up.. about maturing and evolving into our current self... I wont write a book here.. but I will touch on my own evolution. 

I was a typical kid growing up in a typical micro American town.  My parents did the best they could, and for the first part of my life we had a real home.. with a real family... and a real dog dog too. 
It didnt take long until the real statistics of America began to seep into our home.. soon, my parents divorced, and I began the journey..of ultimately who I have become today.  I could quite possibly write a best selling autobiography of my life, and all of the dark interesting details that have been folded into it. America loves controversy. America loves sad stories. America loves plastic pretentious smiles. That's why we love the news.. and heck, FACEBOOK! 

I don't look back on my life poorly, nor do I point the ugly finger of blame. I am who I am today because of my "colorful" past. Each and every person I met made a lasting impression on me. I am fortunate enough to have had the mindset of  "life is what you make it"  tucked deep within me.  I believe it sincerely, and I will preach it until the day I die.
(The Tiny Boy-Like one is me!)
8th grade graduation






You will glance at my photos from my teenage years, you may draw wild conclusions.. you might definitely say something like "holy cow!! thats was YOU!?"   





 




Hanging out with a friend and niece

um. yeah.         



It didn't take long before I intuitively knew.. that the direction I was headed in was NOT where I had set my goals.  "What was I doing?"... Good question. Well. back when I was living it.. I would have told you all kinds of things that a rebellious teenager might tell you....

  • "Im NOT doing it for attention!"
  • "Im trying to be different"
  • "I hate authority"
  • "I scare people or visa versa"
  • "I dislike regular trendy people"

HAHAHAHAHAH. Well. nowwwwwww... That I am all nice and growed' up!!.........

  • Yeah.. maybe there was just a *wee bit of attention seeking factor in there :)
    I'm sorry. This picture is pretty hilarious!


  • Truth about being different is.. everyone is copying SOMEONE in the big scheme of things..there buddy ;-)
  • You hate authority?? HEY JOIN THE MILITARY! (funny. real funny)
  •  people Definitely weren't afraid of me.. im sure, now that  I think of it.. they thought i was a big LOSER.
  • I was pretty immature. thank goodness I grew up!!







Some of you reading this will be older than me.. and you will be well versed in the process of continually growing up. Some of you will be younger.. and to those of you.. remember this:

Your life is what you make it.
 And the way you think and feel today... will be very different from the way you evolve tomorrow.

oh yeah. and quit making excuses.....-again....' YOUR life is what you MAKE of it!!

 

Evolved into Current Self







Monday, February 13, 2012

Stomach Flu Facial Day!

 I found some spare time in between cleaning the house and taking care of some real sickos!
It is a rare occasion when my husband calls in sick and even more rare when the baby refuses to eat breakfast... I just knew today would be a fun one!  In all seriousness .. it wasn't that bad of a day..(I mean.. I'm not the one feverish and vomiting!) 
So. I did what all good wives and moms do when the household is sick.

I declare "messy experiment in the kitchen, and pamper myself in a facial day!" 
(insert evil smile here)

Ok. so before you all throw rotten tomato's at me...
(no poor, sad, sick person got neglected whilst I was having my little spa time)

But what I did discover is a truly magnificent facial concoction for you to make!!

It all started this A.M. when I over brewed a pot of green tea. It became too bitter after I had forgotten about it steeping for 20 minutes. (taking care of happy, vomiting people) (ha)
.. Well, green tea is supposed to be super awesome for your skin... so waste not!  I quickly grabbed a couple things in the cupboard and got to work!

  1. Honey: Great for active facial breakouts. Honey has amazing anti microbial properties!
  2. Green Tea: has natural antioxidant and anti-inflammatory properties. (Read here)
  3. Oatmeal: exfoliating, moisturizing, anti-inflammatory, the list goes on and on! (read more here)


So here is what I did. Sorry. I am anti-measurement.... so just eye ball it.

  • Step 1: Brew Tea. Let steep.. for wayyy too long. (approx. 10-20 mins)
  • Step 2: Obtain a bowl of some kind.
  • Step 3: Add chopped oatmeal (or.. not chopped)


  •  Step 4: Add approx 1 tsp. of good quality Honey
  •  Step 5: Cut open tea bag, add contents to bowl

  • Step 6: Pour warm green tea into bowl and mix!



Viola!

Now apply the mush!





Just wash it off after it drys completely (30-45 mins) (Your face will get all tight just like a clay mask)

Bottom line: This stuff rocks! It made my skin tighter, softer and reduced inflammation. I loved it! 

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Blast from the past

If I were a more organized, or a better functioning adult, I might be able to find more time to dedicate to this blog. I actually find myself thinking of all these great topics Id love to rant about.. or even show you guys a little peep into my spontaneous life... but. Im lacking in time these days so......"In good time ole chap!!"   
For today, I will reach back in the history of "me!" ..


Some of you will recall reading this before, many of you will not.


An entry from a blog from the  pre-pregnancy, pre-marriage Jodi Era.........


June 9th 2006

"Is it just me or..does everyone have run-ins with bizarre happenings?  I can tell you one thing: My life never ceases to amaze me. I live a pretty ordinary life, I mind you. It is a typical Go to work, go home, eat, sleep, and do it all over again routine.  Today is the 9th of June, Just another regular day. So it seemed. I arrived to work, a small motel in Lincoln NH, Today was my duty to cover the desk and play receptionist. I was standing in the front office area with the resident housekeeper, when another employee who runs the desk stepped in.  This other employee also lives on the premises, so he is continually on call for any problems that guest might have after hours. Well, he walked inside, (not very happily I might add) and said.You two,Follow me.     Puzzled,.. we curiously followed him to Room #7. ..The three of us stepped inside the unit, only to find a room..that was slightly used, and in rather o.k. condition. He stood there for a moment---and then began to tell us about a phone call that he received last night around 11pm. He said that the women  who was staying in the room called up and began yelling at him uncontrollably. At this point, he had STILL not told us what the complaint was about! The suspense was absolutely killing me. Finally, I yelled So what the heck was the complaint about!??  It was at that point, he walked over to the Queen size bed. Then, with a bit of a struggle, lifted the queen mattress high in the air.

I could not believe what I was looking at. My jaw dropped "Is that what I think it is?!!"

....Jodi:  No way!! ??
.Other housekeeper:  I see why she complained!
.Jodi:   what possessed her to look under there anyway?
.Jodi:   LOL!!, ahhhaha..Did she find what she was looking for!.








We were looking at a steak and cheese sub!    Mannnnnnnn! Some people are just nasty. I leave you today with a wise warning, and some serious advice: Check under you hotel beds,.and DONT EVEN THINK about stuffing your nasty half eaten sub under your mattress!!!"
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And here is a picture of myself from that time frame... I just turned 20!

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Weekend Warrior

If you know me personally, you are (should be by now) aware what my part time job is. 
 Once a month and several weeks a year I find my self waking up at 4am and as Piper calls it.."Getting my work costume on"  Somewhere between wiping the morning crusties out of my eyes, and pulling up to the front gate I scramble to mentally regurgitate the formalities, and try to resurrect memories of the 500 different tasks I am supposed to know how to do as part of my job description.

As usual, there is always lots of briefings and training classes.
On one particular fine morning.. I found myself in a 4 hour long lecture. 
We like to call it.. "Death by Power Point"... because literally.. They are secretly trying to kill us..( i think) 
Basically, we stare at a lot of graphs and statistics.. The speaker takes pride in utilizing all the military jargon in their very best impression of Ben Stein..... (click if you dont know who he is)

So. In a small auditorium-like setting.. I found myself SMACK in the middle of two people.. on two opposing sides of the stink spectrum. You may be wondering to yourself "Whats the big deal?.. is that really blog worthy??" .. UHmmm. Affirmative.   It was four hours of my life that I was tortured, and now you will all share in my misery.

On the one side. The most fragrant smelling female I have ever laid nose upon.  On the other, was a male who didnt stink at all! I was SO relieved.. I leaned into his direction to inhale unscented air, it was awesome. 
And then. .....IT...... happened.   

The presentation was doing a terrific job of making us all very tired. Sooo tired,.... that it provoked a creature nesting inside the mans mouth beside me.. to spontaneously die.  Each time the man yawned, some of the escaping gases seeped out....  it was like an omnipresence .. the only way I could escape it, was to cease all breathing activities. I have to admit, it must have been an amusing sight for the people behind me. It was like I was trying to dodge imaginary bullets.. its entirely likely that the people behind me thought I had ADD or.. bothersome hemorrhoids. 

Either way. Funky smells or no funky smells, I was glad when the presentation was over.