Well, here it is!
My very first blog post. I have long been a blog reader, but never really considered the prospect of hosting one myself. The questions always arise "Why would anyone want to read about my life?"  "Where would I even find the time to dedicate to writing?"   "What on earth am I going to talk about!?"
Then the answers to self come trickling in....

"Why would anyone want to read about my life?"
Duh. because you are so awesome everyone wants to be you.

 "Where would I even find the time to dedicate to writing?"
While you neglect your starving and attention deprived children. again. DUH.

   "What on earth am I going to talk about!?"
 Oh. No worries here! You constantly find your self talking to brick walls anyway, why not scare all your friends too!




Now that is all out of the way! I suppose I need to investigate what sort of a blogger identity I will assume. 
We all know bloggers dont we. I am almost certain there is probably some sort of a funny list out there that most likely parodies most "types" of bloggers. I ament* (will come back to this later!)   going to go and find it. So I will try to remember the different kinds.. 

hmm....

• There are the people who complain about everything..or everyone
• There are the meanies on the playground. Not only will they complain, but will be fantastic rotten jerks
• There are the people who spout off personal opinions as if theirs is.. the only one that really maters? 

Ooo heres a favorite of mine. And also I might add, a BIG reason why incorrect facts and myths get spread around via internet.

• The people who present their knowledge to a base of hungry readers.. who just gobble up the tasty tidbits of made up facts or biased opinions... 
• The person who starts off with really great topics.. then.  drops off the face of the internet planet.
•  The really boring blogger.           ...chirp....                                        ....chirp......
• The highly controversial taboo blogger. [yes its possible that hampsters are fed artificial growth hormones and then are forced to endlessly tread on wheels to power my laptop... but. thats for me to know. and you to find out. 

 

So I guess I'm not sure what kind of blogger I will ultimately end up being... But stay tuuned to see how I do :) 




*Amn't ( patent pending) is a word discovered by my four year old daughter.
My first gut reactions was to correct her right away. And so I did. But I couldnt help but think of how she came up with that grand awesomeness of a word. 
Its pretty logical.